Retro Be Nice You Jerk Graphic Tee

Designed to replace polite small talk with honest humor, this forty-two ounce cotton tee delivers instant personality through its sharp red-and-teal block lettering. I draft each typography layout by hand, carefully stacking and warping the letters to capture that seventies aesthetic. The design transfers directly onto a Bella+Canvas 3001 blank, selected for its smooth airflow. Sourced from Honduras, the fabric blends one hundred percent airlume ringspun cotton with reinforced shoulder tape and side seams to maintain its retail fit through repeated washing.

Custom Fit & Details

I oversee every placement to ensure the blunt message sits centered and readable. The ribbed knit collar maintains a clean silhouette whether worn solo or layered under denim or blazers. You can request adjusted sizing or swapped label prints during checkout. Each garment ships tear-away tag free for uninterrupted comfort.

Care & Fast Delivery

Preserve the vivid ink by machine washing cold at max ninety degrees Fahrenheit, using non-chlorine bleach only as needed, and tumble drying on low heat. Medium heat ironing works best; skip dry cleaning entirely. Your order arrives neatly packaged and ships out promptly via tracked carriers for reliable delivery.